First of all, let me introduce myself : Lawyer WhoopAss from the KK Barrister.
I represent, M. Davies Jake alias Snake from KK Clan, born the 23/01/1996 in Cardiff. (Wales)
My client has been permanently banned from SFL Forums and SFL servers. There is multiple reason for that : DDoS'ing, Being an asshole, causing trouble for official SLF Match.
First point : DDoS'ing.
I have to admit I had a good laugh. The only proof you have is a supposed conversation between my client; M. Davies J, and M.BigEgo Robin Junior, from Sweden. If you haven't yet, you can check that convo here : http://sof1.megalag.org/blog/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I don't know what SFL Judges and polices are doing, but you may start by ask M.BigEgo RobJR first if this conversation was real before judging my client. Can you proove it was really M.Davies talking to M.BigEgo ? If yes, how ? Was M.Davies just trying to impress M.BigEgo by saying that ? Does M.Davies has the required ability to DDoS a SOF server under the ultimate protection of CTRL ? Let me doubt about that last point....
So many unanswered question while my client claim his innocence. Innocence... What about presumption of innocence ? We have no proof that the investigation have been correctly made to say my client is coupable of DDoS. Is he, really, able to do this ? I don't think so, M.Davies isn't intelligent enough to DDoS anyservers even if he wants to.
Here is an interview of Professor AbdoulNasier from Pakistan Computers HighSchool :
Second point : Being an asshole.Lawyer Whoopass : Hello Professor
Professor AbdoulNasier Irshaad : Erfne......
L.W : So you are an expert with computers, assholing, and fucking people on SOF right ?
P.A.I : SURE, I AM GONNNA TAKE OVER SFLLLLLLLLLLLLL, REBUILD TDW, AND WALK ON WATER !
L.W : Alright Sir, so can you tell us if it's hard to DDoS a SoF Server ?
P.A.I : No idea
L.W : But as an pakistan expert, you can judge about it right ? So can you tell us if you think M.Davies, alias Snake, has the required ability to do it ?
P.A.I : Welsh sucks. He can't do that. I am from SURINAMA not Pakistan, I just smell shoarma!
L.W : Well, thanks for your information, and good luck :sigh:
My client, M.Davies, has been the target of many mockeries in the SOF Community since 2006. He was 10 yrs old back then, but his community never had pity for others, so they keep disturbing my client as he just wanted to have some fun on a video games. How can you steal that funny moment out of a children ? Those people should be punished, and be permanently banned from this community.
Those moments affected, M.Davies in his life, he never been the same after that. Here is a proof of his mental disturbance :
Third Point : Distrubing SFL Match
How can you blame him if the admin hasn't made his job ? M.Davies just wanted to play some game, and you can't punish him for that. Remember, he's retard and can't think proper like us. His mental disturbance just remove any simple of goodsense.
That's why, he just insist and keep connecting to the game... What can I say ? He saw a bit of activity in his favorite game and got excited by the idea of being owned by Sap's Shotgun, or just running after Hayo's flag just like a dog running after a car even if he will never get it. The consequences of those awkward acts are terrible to M.Davies.
This is why, I am asking you, Judges, community, to release M.Davies from his permanent ban. There is many reasons for that :
- My client is disturb. His teenage times haven't been easy with all those SoF's douchebag around him.
- Just keep this picture of him, a little child that just wanted to have fun fragging people on a video games...
- Opinion from an expert can't be discussed, since there is no strong proof against my client for DDoS, you should give up the charge.
Thankfully,
Lawyer Whoopass. #JesuisSnake