Santa, The Tooth Fairy & Other Fables

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Santa, The Tooth Fairy & Other Fables

Post by Evil4N »

Keifer wrote:Correction.
You're boring; don't you have hobbies?
I am not here to entertain you. Go find Jr for that.
Hobbies ? I read the Quran. Your interested in it ? What you want to know from it ? I can tell you :mrgreen:
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Post by Emirate »

Evil4N wrote:
Keifer wrote:Correction.
Hobbies ? I read the Quran. Your interested in it ? What you want to know from it  ? I can tell you :mrgreen:
Is it a true story?
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Emirate wrote:
Evil4N wrote:
Keifer wrote:Correction.
Hobbies ? I read the Quran. Your interested in it ? What you want to know from it  ? I can tell you :mrgreen:
Is it a true story?
That would be the best question ever, isn't it ?
Quran itself is the truth yes. But that is up to your own judgement.

Also for your information, 99% of the muslims in the world do not know the content of the Quran. Because these muslims learn and quote from hadiths/other books. They believe these other books are the narrations from the Prophet himself.

Why am I telling you this ? Because all the shit going on in the world with these muslims, they have it from the hadiths and not from the Quran. The hadiths contain stuff like this:
- stoning to death
- prohibition to music
- ban of musical instruments
- face veil
- burka
- free mixing being a sin
- prohibition of drawing
- prohibition of putting on perfumes
- beheading
- forbidding poetry
- killing innocent people
- selling slaves being permissible
- beating wives
- chopping limbs off
- killing innocent animals
- circumcision of men and women
- ban on dogs as pets
- 70 virgins in heaven
- head veil
- not allowed to waxing eyebrows
- not allowing men and women to shake hands
- singing
- following hadith books being apart of Islam
- forbidding chess
- sharia-law
- Only imams/scholars are allowed to study the Quran
To end my post to you, I give you four verses from the Quran:
[6:114] Shall I seek other than God as a source of law when He has brought down to you this book fully detailed? Those whom We gave the Scripture know that it has been brought down from your Lord with the truth. You shall not be among those who doubt.

[6:115] The word of your Lord is complete, in truth and justice. Nothing can change His words. He is the Hearer, the Knowledgeable.

[6:116] If you obey the majority of those in the earth, they will mislead you away from the path of God. They follow nothing but conjecture; they only guess.

[16:116] You shall not utter lies with your own tongues stating: "This is lawful, and this is unlawful," to fabricate lies and attribute them to GOD. Surely, those who fabricate lies and attribute them to GOD will never succeed.
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That is why people that come into Europe from Islamic countries do not agree with the law in Europe. They are used to the law being based on the Quran, not on common sense (although I have to agree that that is far away nowadays), while the laws of the Quran do not always apply here.
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Nijogeth wrote:That is why people that come into Europe from Islamic countries do not agree with the law in Europe. They are used to the law being based on the Quran, not on common sense (although I have to agree that that is far away nowadays), while the laws of the Quran do not always apply here.
What they follow is not the Quran, but the hadith's. Read my previous post again.
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I think Shock is an atheist :mrgreen:
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Post by maker »

rofl
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Reading one spiritual scripture isn't a hobby, read harry potter mate.
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Post by Prorace »

I split and shit on your damn fucking Quran man. Only sheeps are blind enough to follow a religion nowadays.
Hadith, Quran, Bibble, or Folk's Remedy of Grandma. Fuck you and your fucking books. :wub:

Look what've been done to this world according to this famous books and his fanatics : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_I ... st_attacks" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Peace :inform:
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Post by Sauron »

I don't get why they have to ridicule the infidels.
If I am stupid enough to not believe in the all great Allah.
Isn't that the way he made me, according to the book right?
Whatever your believe I am fine with it, as long as it doen't impact me or tries to solicit me to it.

@Title Imo(atheist), It's kinda rude/disrespectful to call something that people practice & believe in their entire life. Fables. If they value that, why so hateful and not let them have that.

Somewhat related,
As my acting career developed, I was no longer cast as a radical Muslim – except at the airport
by Riz Ahmed

Who played in the movie Four Lions
More concerned with racial profiling than ISIS.
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Sauron wrote:I don't get why they have to ridicule the infidels.
If I am stupid enough to not believe in the all great Allah.
Isn't that the way he made me, according to the book right?
Whatever your believe I am fine with it, as long as it doen't impact me or tries to solicit me to it.

@Title Imo(atheist), It's kinda rude/disrespectful to call something that people practice & believe in their entire life. Fables. If they value that, why so hateful and not let them have that.

Somewhat related,
As my acting career developed, I was no longer cast as a radical Muslim – except at the airport
by Riz Ahmed

Who played in the movie Four Lions
More concerned with racial profiling than ISIS.

Who are you? The political correctness police? Fuck the desert deathcult called Islam. And fuck those pussyfied social justice warrior betamale leftist regressive liberal scum defending this filthy religion. You are more concerned with racial profiling than IS? You are a blind fool Sauron. Are you a commie? God damn son.
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Sauron wrote:If I am stupid enough to not believe in the all great Allah.
Isn't that the way he made me, according to the book right?
God is in no need for you to be a believer. God doesn't need us.
Instead it is the other way around: Humanity needs God.
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Can we move this to flame just for good times.
this forum was missing a religious argument; this will get thee sof forum active ;)
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Post by maker »

evilan can you tell us something about muslims having to sit down to pee, please.
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Post by Nijogeth »

I believe in the Godeating Goldfish. I know for a fact that Allah and God do not exist, because they got ate.
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Post by Keifer »

I'm more of a Giant flying spaghetti monster in the sky <--- Legit religion; i want to be a pastafarian.

Watch out boys; we're in ]TDW[ central, it hasn't had a 8 page topic in a while.
TDW IS ACTIVE AGAIN - THE REBIRTH OF THE MESSIAH! Praise ]TÐW[ for it's power of oldschool Allah before the terrorists and american media.
BRING FORTH 7 WARRIORS TO THE BATTLE; PROVE YOUR WORTH TO YOUR FACADE! Start up a league and defeat the darkness in the world in a SoF Capture the flag game; Do it my son. You have the power to end this madness for the sake of the remaining forum trolls on this forum.
Travel a dank alleyway in Rio; seek forth a SoF board by name of Flame and free your spirit with your compadres and enter the promised lands!
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Post by nottmoto »

Dumb All Over (from the album You Are What You Is)

WHOEVER WE ARE,
WHEREVER WE'RE FROM,
WE SHOULDA NOTICED BY NOW
OUR BEHAVIOR IS DUMB,
AND IF OUR CHANCES
EXPECT TO IMPROVE,
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT MORE
THAN TRYIN' TO REMOVE
'THE OTHER RACE'
(OR THE OTHER 'WHATEVER')
FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET
ALL TOGETHER

NOW THEY CALL IT THE EARTH
(WHICH IS A DUMB KINDA NAME),
BUT THEY NAMED IT RIGHT,
'CAUSE WE BEHAVE THE SAME:
WE ARE DUMB ALL OVER!

DUMB ALL OVER,
YES WE ARE!
DUMB ALL OVER,
NEAR 'N FAR!
DUMB ALL OVER,
(BLACK & WHITE)
PEOPLE, WE IS NOT WRAPPED TIGHT!

NURDS ON THE LEFT!
NURDS ON THE RIGHT!
RELIGIOUS FANATICS
ON THE AIR EVERY NIGHT,
SAYIN': "THE BIBLE TELLS THE STORY!"
(MAKES THE DETAILS SOUND REAL GORY)
'BOUT WHAT TO DO
IF THE "GEEKS OVER THERE"
DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BOOK
WE GOT OVER HERE!

YOU CAN'T RUN A RACE
WITHOUT NO FEET,
'N PRETTY SOON
THERE WON'T BE NO STREET
FOR DUMMIES TO JOG ON,
OR DOGGIES TO DOG ON--
(RELIGIOUS FANATICS
CAN MAKE IT BE ALL GONE--
IT WON'T BLOW UP 'N DISAPPEAR,
IT'LL JUST LOOK UGLY FOR A THOUSAND YEARS!)

YOU CAN'T RUN A COUNTRY
BY A BOOK OF RELIGION!
NOT BY A HEAP, OR A LUMP,
OR A SMIDGEON
OF FOOLISH RULES OF ANCIENT DATE,
DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU ALL FEEL GREAT,
WHILE YOU FOLD, SPINDLE, AND MUTILATE
THOSE UNBELIEVERS FROM A NEIGHBORING STATE

"TO ARMS! TO ARMS!"
HOORAY! THAT'S GREAT
(TWO LEGS AIN'T BAD, UNLESS THERE'S A CRATE
THEY SHIP THE PARTS TO MAMA IN)

FOR SOUVENIRS: TWO EARS
(GET DOWN!)
NOT HIS, NOT HERS (BUT WHAT-THE-HEY?)
THE GOOD BOOK SAYS: "IT GOTTA BE THAT WAY!"
BUT THEIR BOOK SAYS: "REVENGE THE CRUSADES"
(WITH WHIPS 'N CHAINS 'N HAND GRENADES)

TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS?
HAVE ANOTHER AND ANOTHER!
OUR GOD SAYS: "THERE AIN'T NO OTHER!"
OUR GOD SAYS: "IT'S ALL OKAY!"
OUR GOD SAYS: "THIS IS THE WAY!"

IT SAYS IN THE BOOK:
"BURN AND DESTROY! REPENT, 'N REDEEM 'N REVENGE, 'N DEPLOY
'N RUMBLE THEE FORTH,TO THE LAND OF THE UNBELIEVING SCUM ON THE OTHER SIDE!"
('CAUSE THEY DON'T GO FOR WHAT'S IN THE BOOK, 'N THAT MAKES 'EM BAD!)

SO, VERILY, WE MUST CHOPPETH THEM UP
AND STOMPETH THEM DOWN
(OR RENT A NICE FRENCH BOMB TO POOF THEM OUT OF EXISTANCE--
WHILE LEAVING THEIR REAL ESTATE JUST WHERE WE NEED IT,
TO USE AGAIN (FOR TEMPLES
IN WHICH TO PRAISE OUR GOD,
'CAUSE HE CAN REALLY TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS!)

AND WHEN HIS HUMBLE TV SERVANT,
WITH HUMBLE WHITE HAIR, AND HUMBLE GLASSES, AND A NICE BROWN SUIT,
(AND MAYBE A BLOND WIFE WHO TAKES PHONE CALLS)

TELLS US OUR GOD SAYS "IT'S OKAY TO DO THIS STUFF"
THEN WE GOTTA DO IT-- 'CAUSE IF WE DON'T
WE AIN'T "GWINE UP TO HEBBIN!!"
(DEPENDING ON WHICH BOOK YOU'RE USING AT THE TIME;
"CAN'T USE THEIRS! IT DON'T WORK! IT'S ALL LIES! GOTTA USE MINE")

AIN'T THAT RIGHT?
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY!
EVERY NIGHT!
EVERY DAY!
HEY, WE CAN'T REALLY BE DUMB IF WE'RE JUST FOLLOWING GOD'S ORDERS
LET'S GET SERIOUS! HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOIN'! HE WROTE THIS BOOK HERE,
'N THE BOOK SAYS: "HE MADE US ALL TO BE JUST LIKE HIM," SO...
IF WE'RE DUMB, THEN GOD IS DUMB,
('N MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BIT UGLY ON THE SIDE)
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Its okay folks.. im real.. im using butchas account atm but ill get my own // Yours truly, Allah a.k.a God
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